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Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people
| Pick-up line | (Ranking) |
|---|---|
| Pick-up line: If you were a screen door I'd slam you all night long! |
(366 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Excuse me, do you live around here often? |
(506 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print. |
(449 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: (Grab his/her tush.) Pardon me, is this seat taken? |
(357 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I'm as hard as Chinese Algebra. |
(195 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Hey you got something on your butt. (What?) My eyes. |
(424 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? |
(450 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. |
(207 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? |
(294 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press. |
(3 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. |
(178 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you... |
(468 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many times have you been married? Twice. |
(49 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
(420 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Hi. You'll do. |
(175 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
(352 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
(493 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: So, do you have any Dutch in you? ( No. ) Well, would you like some? |
(281 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. |
(369 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Yeah, I'm divorced. But I don't really like being a divorcee -- I'd much rather be a widower. |
(377 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make the Bedrock! |
(402 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
(241 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". |
(471 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I like every bone in your body, especially mine. |
(205 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
(214 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? |
(351 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? |
(193 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cuz you've got fine written all over you. |
(289 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: (regard their outfit) Gee, that's becoming on you. If you wore me, I'd be coming on you too. |
(461 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved. |
(6 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled, fried, or fertilized? |
(295 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. |
(229 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: If you make out with that guy I will go out with you. |
(276 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'm cute. |
(348 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
(451 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: So you're a girl huh? |
(316 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. |
(149 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. |
(154 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Can I see your tan lines? |
(509 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Sometimes I wonder...why is that ball getting bigger? Then it hits me! |
(494 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Where have you been all my life? |
(513 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
(115 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Do you want to see something swell? |
(121 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? |
(104 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Hi. Are you cute? |
(502 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Coffee? Tea? Me? |
(338 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: You make my software turn to hardware! |
(127 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? |
(326 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there. |
(183 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I wanna floss with your pubic hair. |
(485 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me, don't you? |
(172 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Say, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? |
(299 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
(186 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: I was never any good at algebra... but I'm pretty sure that U + I = 69 |
(359 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Hi. Are you legal? |
(250 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? |
(460 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: Are we related? Do you want to be? |
(306 of 531) |
| Pick-up line: You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room! |
(146 of 531) |
Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people