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Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people
| You have a drinking problem when | (Ranking) |
|---|---|
| You have a drinking problem when: You wake up with a traffic cone between your legs. |
(503 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: You fall off the floor. |
(224 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't get a drink. |
(284 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: I don't have a drinking problem... I'm just really thirsty! |
(410 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: The glass keeps missing your mouth. |
(499 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: Classes start interfering with your drinking. |
(478 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: You spend all your money on filling your pool with beer. |
(497 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: Vampires get woozy after biting you. |
(270 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: You spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their collapse. |
(288 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. |
(458 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: you get a public intoxication while celebrating "Flag Day" |
(481 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: you can honestly say: "I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass". |
(391 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. |
(425 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: You lose arguments with inanimate objects. |
(453 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." |
(440 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: That damned pink elephant followed you home again. |
(225 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. |
(263 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! |
(315 of 531) |
| You have a drinking problem when: When you tell people, "I'm not drunk... You're just sober." |
(439 of 531) |
Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people