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Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people

You have a drinking problem when (Ranking)
You have a drinking problem when:
You wake up with a traffic cone between your legs.
(503 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
You fall off the floor.
(224 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't get a drink.
(284 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
I don't have a drinking problem... I'm just really thirsty!
(410 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
(499 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
Classes start interfering with your drinking.
(478 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
You spend all your money on filling your pool with beer.
(497 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
Vampires get woozy after biting you.
(270 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
You spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their collapse.
(288 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
(458 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
you get a public intoxication while celebrating "Flag Day"
(481 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
you can honestly say: "I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass".
(391 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
(425 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
(453 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
(440 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
That damned pink elephant followed you home again.
(225 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(263 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
(315 of 531)
You have a drinking problem when:
When you tell people, "I'm not drunk... You're just sober."
(439 of 531)

Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people