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Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people
| Annoy people | (Ranking) |
|---|---|
| Annoy people: Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. |
(431 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. |
(408 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Sit there and poke someone until they say something. Then when they look away poke them and turn around and act like you don't know wat they're talking about. |
(437 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog. |
(5 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Call the qvc at home shopping channel,and when they pick up and ask you what product you liked say "I'm just looking". |
(516 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar. |
(1 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot". |
(395 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Be a teenager. |
(390 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Drum on every available surface. |
(378 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Go to an auto parts store and ask for blinker fluid. |
(116 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Get a uniform to a place you dont work at and ask for a day off |
(354 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. |
(152 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. |
(346 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Whenever someone finishes a sentence, say "And then what happened?" |
(57 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Plant bamboo under their house. |
(404 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Ask people what gender they are. |
(89 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me! Pick me!" |
(330 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Ask an artist, "It's not finished yet, is it?" |
(106 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing." |
(197 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Attempt to get through airport security in a suit of armor. |
(398 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Call all your friends when you know they are busy or at work and when they answer say "Dude I am so busy right now. I'll call you later." |
(353 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Sit there talking to yourself and when someone looks at you asking "What are you doing?" say "If you keep talking to yourself, people are gonna think your crazy!" |
(303 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Ask what the cost of things are at a dollar store over and over again. |
(441 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Go to a store and fill up like 3 or 4 shopping carts with random stuff when the cashier gives you the total say "oops I forgot my money". |
(525 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. |
(302 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Staple papers in the middle of the page. |
(228 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Randomly go up to a person and ask them "have you seen the cops" while panting frantically. |
(417 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Specify that your drive through order is "to go." |
(293 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Find a uniform to a place you dont work at and ask the manager if you work today. |
(375 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Call every girl you know "dude". |
(349 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Find a uniform to a place you don't work at and pretend to quit and talk shit about the store. |
(505 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Repeat everything someone says, as a question. |
(298 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend". |
(339 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Hire two private detectives to follow one another... |
(387 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. |
(191 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. |
(52 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Sing along at the opera. |
(142 of 531) |
| Annoy people: Try to convince people that they are dreaming. |
(36 of 531) |
Quote | Pick-up line | You have a drinking problem when | Annoy people