http://www.scorequotes.com Read and score funny quotes Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:02 MDT http://www.scorequotes.com/images/sq_thumb.png http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MDT Quote: I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. qotd20100315 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=339 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MDT Pick-up line: Hey you got something on your butt. (What?) My eyes. qotd20100314 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=418 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex, with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive. qotd20100313 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=93 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Pick-up line: Are you free tonight or will it cost me? qotd20100312 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=534 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Annoy people: Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog. qotd20100311 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=535 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Pick-up line: When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press. qotd20100310 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=536 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Annoy people: Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar. qotd20100309 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=533 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Pick-up line: Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved. qotd20100308 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=537 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance. qotd20100307 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=532 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: They say we live in a free world, but we have to pay for goddamned everything! qotd20100306