http://www.scorequotes.com Read and score funny quotes Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:02 MST http://www.scorequotes.com/images/sq_thumb.png http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Pick-up line: When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press. qotd20100310 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=536 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Annoy people: Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar. qotd20100309 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=533 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Pick-up line: Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved. qotd20100308 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=537 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance. qotd20100307 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=532 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: They say we live in a free world, but we have to pay for goddamned everything! qotd20100306 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=531 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: Marriage is a great institution, as long as you don't mind living in one. qotd20100305 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=4 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. qotd20100304 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=196 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Annoy people: Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. qotd20100303 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=207 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: Me, ambivalent? Well, yes and no. qotd20100302 http://www.scorequotes.com/day.php?ref=rss&id=56 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:01 MST Quote: Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people. qotd20100301