Here you can find lists of the most popular and the least popular quotes. An overall-ranking is included, as well as a recent-ranking (according to recent votes).

Recently
MOST Popular recently
1. Annoy people:
Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar.
2. Pick-up line:
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
3. Pick-up line:
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
4. Quote:
I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
5. Quote:
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
6. Quote:
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
7. Quote:
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Quote:
If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
9. Quote:
99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
10. Quote:
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
11. Quote:
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
12. Quote:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
13. Quote:
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
14. You have a drinking problem when:
I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't get a drink.
15. Quote:
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
16. Quote:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
17. Quote:
I'm so narcissistic; people don't stalk me, I stalk me.
18. Quote:
Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance.
19. Annoy people:
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
20. Quote:
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
LEAST Popular recently
1. Quote:
Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
2. Quote:
A good sportsman can never be a god sport.
3. Quote:
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continu. (23545476817 for instance...)
4. Quote:
I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.
5. Quote:
Health food makes me sick.
6. Annoy people:
Sit there and poke someone until they say something. Then when they look away poke them and turn around and act like you don't know wat they're talking about.
7. Quote:
Who do you think is cuter? Me or my identical twin brother?
8. Quote:
Exit to DOS... Come in DOS... Do you copy?
9. Quote:
If you want someone to catch something, throw it at their nose.
10. Quote:
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
11. Quote:
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
12. Quote:
I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world's most perfect haiku.
13. Quote:
Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY!
14. Quote:
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
15. Pick-up line:
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
16. Quote:
Mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business.
17. Quote:
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
18. Quote:
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
19. Pick-up line:
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
20. Quote:
Behind every woman there is an ill-fated man.
Overall
MOST Popular overall
1. Annoy people:
Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar.
2. Quote:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
3. Quote:
Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance.
4. Quote:
On your mark. Get set. Go away!
5. Pick-up line:
When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press.
6. Quote:
Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
7. Annoy people:
Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog.
8. Quote:
Marriage is a great institution, as long as you don't mind living in one.
9. Quote:
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
10. Quote:
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
11. Quote:
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
12. Quote:
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
13. Quote:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
14. Quote:
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
15. Quote:
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
16. Quote:
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
17. Quote:
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
18. Quote:
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
19. Quote:
I'm so narcissistic; people don't stalk me, I stalk me.
20. Quote:
Millions have come and gone, but only few have returned, as zombies and dead pirates.
LEAST Popular overall
1. Quote:
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continu. (23545476817 for instance...)
2. Quote:
Who do you think is cuter? Me or my identical twin brother?
3. Quote:
A good sportsman can never be a god sport.
4. Quote:
When nothing is interesting, I take interest in nothing.
5. Quote:
Behind every woman there is an ill-fated man.
6. Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: so
You: u know how to factor trinomials?
Stranger: fuck no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
7. Quote:
Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
8. Quote:
In life, do what you can. Don't can it on whatever you do.
9. Quote:
Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY!
10. Quote:
Health food makes me sick.
11. Pick-up line:
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
12. Quote:
I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.
13. Quote:
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
14. Pick-up line:
Can I see your tan lines?
15. Quote:
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.
16. Quote:
I hate hypothetical questions, maybe I am an over achiever but I always am dying to answer them.
17. Quote:
Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry!
18. Quote:
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
19. Quote:
Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
20. Quote:
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.