Here you can find lists of the most popular and the least popular quotes. An overall-ranking is included, as well as a recent-ranking (according to recent votes).

Recently
MOST Popular recently
1. Annoy people:
Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar.
2. Quote:
Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance.
3. Pick-up line:
When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press.
4. Annoy people:
Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog.
5. Quote:
Marriage is a great institution, as long as you don't mind living in one.
6. Pick-up line:
Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved.
7. Quote:
Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
8. Quote:
Everything I say is a lie... Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
9. Quote:
This one guy said "look at that girl's butt! She has a nice butt." I said "yeah, I bet she can sit down excellently."
10. Quote:
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
11. Annoy people:
Try to convince people that they are dreaming.
12. Quote:
The first time I saw her, something just clicked. Later I found out it was the camera in my bag.
13. Quote:
Rehab is for quitters.
14. Quote:
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
15. Quote:
Written at a bathroom door: Some people come here to take a shit. I came to leave one.
16. Quote:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
17. Quote:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
18. Quote:
I'm a deeply superficial person.
19. Quote:
Life in a vacuum sucks.
20. Quote:
- When will Microsoft start making things that don't suck?
- When they start making vacuum cleaners.
LEAST Popular recently
1. Quote:
When nothing is interesting, I take interest in nothing.
2. Quote:
"Television: A medium."
So called because it's neither rare nor well done.
3. Quote:
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
4. Pick-up line:
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
5. Quote:
Remember those cuts and bruises when you learn to ride that bicycle? Why didn't you stop until you can make it?
6. Quote:
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
7. Pick-up line:
Where have you been all my life?
8. Quote:
I hate hypothetical questions, maybe I am an over achiever but I always am dying to answer them.
9. Quote:
I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops.
10. Annoy people:
Go to a store and fill up like 3 or 4 shopping carts with random stuff when the cashier gives you the total say "oops I forgot my money".
11. Quote:
Argument is to find out who is right,
discussion is to find out what is right.
12. Quote:
Me, ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
13. Annoy people:
Call the qvc at home shopping channel,and when they pick up and ask you what product you liked say "I'm just looking".
14. Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: so
You: u know how to factor trinomials?
Stranger: fuck no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
15. Pick-up line:
Hi. Are you cute?
16. Quote:
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
17. Quote:
A good sportsman can never be a god sport.
18. Quote:
Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY!
19. Quote:
Exit to DOS... Come in DOS... Do you copy?
20. Quote:
There are two typos of people in this world--those who can edit and those who can't.
Overall
MOST Popular overall
1. Annoy people:
Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar.
2. Quote:
Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance.
3. Pick-up line:
When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press.
4. Quote:
Marriage is a great institution, as long as you don't mind living in one.
5. Annoy people:
Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog.
6. Pick-up line:
Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved.
7. Quote:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8. Quote:
Everything I say is a lie... Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
9. Quote:
Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
10. Quote:
This one guy said "look at that girl's butt! She has a nice butt." I said "yeah, I bet she can sit down excellently."
11. Quote:
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
12. Quote:
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
13. Quote:
On your mark. Get set. Go away!
14. Quote:
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
15. Quote:
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night: "you're a pervert". I said, "that's a big word for a girl of nine".
16. Quote:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
17. Quote:
Giving up smoking is easy... I've done it hundreds of times.
18. Quote:
I've told you a million times: don't exaggerate!
19. Quote:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
20. Quote:
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
LEAST Popular overall
1. Quote:
When nothing is interesting, I take interest in nothing.
2. Quote:
Remember those cuts and bruises when you learn to ride that bicycle? Why didn't you stop until you can make it?
3. Quote:
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
4. Quote:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: so
You: u know how to factor trinomials?
Stranger: fuck no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
5. Quote:
Argument is to find out who is right,
discussion is to find out what is right.
6. Quote:
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continu. (23545476817 for instance...)
7. Annoy people:
Go to a store and fill up like 3 or 4 shopping carts with random stuff when the cashier gives you the total say "oops I forgot my money".
8. Quote:
In life, do what you can. Don't can it on whatever you do.
9. Quote:
A good sportsman can never be a god sport.
10. Quote:
I hate hypothetical questions, maybe I am an over achiever but I always am dying to answer them.
11. Quote:
Liberals invent the future, conservatives re-invent the past.
12. Quote:
Who do you think is cuter? Me or my identical twin brother?
13. Quote:
I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops.
14. Quote:
Behind every woman there is an ill-fated man.
15. Quote:
Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY!
16. Annoy people:
Call the qvc at home shopping channel,and when they pick up and ask you what product you liked say "I'm just looking".
17. Quote:
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.
18. Quote:
He who angers you, gets beat up!
19. Pick-up line:
Where have you been all my life?
20. Quote:
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!