Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.

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Most recently published (Ranking)
501. Pick-up line:
You make my software turn to hardware!
(127 of 531)
502. Pick-up line:
So you're a girl huh?
(316 of 531)
503. Pick-up line:
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
(460 of 531)
504. Pick-up line:
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
(241 of 531)
505. Pick-up line:
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
(193 of 531)
506. Pick-up line:
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
(205 of 531)
507. Pick-up line:
So, do you have any Dutch in you? ( No. ) Well, would you like some?
(281 of 531)
508. Pick-up line:
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
(351 of 531)
509. Pick-up line:
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
(104 of 531)
510. Pick-up line:
Coffee? Tea? Me?
(338 of 531)
511. You have a drinking problem when:
Classes start interfering with your drinking.
(478 of 531)
512. You have a drinking problem when:
You fall off the floor.
(224 of 531)
513. You have a drinking problem when:
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
(425 of 531)
514. You have a drinking problem when:
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
(499 of 531)
515. You have a drinking problem when:
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
(458 of 531)
516. You have a drinking problem when:
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
(440 of 531)
517. You have a drinking problem when:
You wake up with a traffic cone between your legs.
(503 of 531)
518. You have a drinking problem when:
When you tell people, "I'm not drunk... You're just sober."
(439 of 531)
519. You have a drinking problem when:
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
(315 of 531)
520. You have a drinking problem when:
Vampires get woozy after biting you.
(270 of 531)

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