Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.
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| Most recently published | (Ranking) | |
|---|---|---|
| 501. | Pick-up line: You make my software turn to hardware! |
(127 of 531) |
| 502. | Pick-up line: So you're a girl huh? |
(316 of 531) |
| 503. | Pick-up line: Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? |
(460 of 531) |
| 504. | Pick-up line: Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
(241 of 531) |
| 505. | Pick-up line: Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? |
(193 of 531) |
| 506. | Pick-up line: I like every bone in your body, especially mine. |
(205 of 531) |
| 507. | Pick-up line: So, do you have any Dutch in you? ( No. ) Well, would you like some? |
(281 of 531) |
| 508. | Pick-up line: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? |
(351 of 531) |
| 509. | Pick-up line: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? |
(104 of 531) |
| 510. | Pick-up line: Coffee? Tea? Me? |
(338 of 531) |
| 511. | You have a drinking problem when: Classes start interfering with your drinking. |
(478 of 531) |
| 512. | You have a drinking problem when: You fall off the floor. |
(224 of 531) |
| 513. | You have a drinking problem when: The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. |
(425 of 531) |
| 514. | You have a drinking problem when: The glass keeps missing your mouth. |
(499 of 531) |
| 515. | You have a drinking problem when: The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. |
(458 of 531) |
| 516. | You have a drinking problem when: At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." |
(440 of 531) |
| 517. | You have a drinking problem when: You wake up with a traffic cone between your legs. |
(503 of 531) |
| 518. | You have a drinking problem when: When you tell people, "I'm not drunk... You're just sober." |
(439 of 531) |
| 519. | You have a drinking problem when: Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! |
(315 of 531) |
| 520. | You have a drinking problem when: Vampires get woozy after biting you. |
(270 of 531) |
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