Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.
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| Most recently published | (Ranking) | |
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| 21. | Quote: Remember those cuts and bruises when you learn to ride that bicycle? Why didn't you stop until you can make it? |
(530 of 531) |
| 22. | Quote: I found a great way to stop my dogs from barking. Peanut butter. They'll sit still for hours watching me eat a sandwich. |
(426 of 531) |
| 23. | Quote: May you live every day of your life. |
(415 of 531) |
| 24. | Quote: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: yo You: so You: u know how to factor trinomials? Stranger: fuck no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
(528 of 531) |
| 25. | You have a drinking problem when: you get a public intoxication while celebrating "Flag Day" |
(481 of 531) |
| 26. | Quote: "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. |
(529 of 531) |
| 27. | Annoy people: Hire two private detectives to follow one another... |
(387 of 531) |
| 28. | Quote: Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". |
(475 of 531) |
| 29. | Quote: I hate hypothetical questions, maybe I am an over achiever but I always am dying to answer them. |
(522 of 531) |
| 30. | Quote: I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. |
(253 of 531) |
| 31. | Quote: Argument is to find out who is right, discussion is to find out what is right. |
(527 of 531) |
| 32. | Quote: I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. |
(463 of 531) |
| 33. | Quote: Health food makes me sick. |
(325 of 531) |
| 34. | Quote: Never have more children than you have car windows. |
(80 of 531) |
| 35. | Quote: When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. |
(307 of 531) |
| 36. | Quote: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." |
(283 of 531) |
| 37. | Quote: 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. |
(416 of 531) |
| 38. | Pick-up line: If you were a screen door I'd slam you all night long! |
(366 of 531) |
| 39. | Quote: I got an ant farm... them fellas didn't grow shit! |
(313 of 531) |
| 40. | Quote: Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. |
(459 of 531) |
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