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1. Quote:
When nothing is interesting, I take interest in nothing.
(460 of 484)
2. Quote:
Life - it's nothing like the Brochure!
(337 of 484)
3. Quote:
Boobs are like Little Tykes toys, fun to play with and they always end up in the mouth.
(296 of 484)
4. Quote:
Yesterday I decided to "think positive..." Then I thought "What the hell can I achieve with that?"
(90 of 484)
5. Quote:
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about.
(67 of 484)
6. Annoy people:
Ask what the cost of things are at a dollar store over and over again.
(395 of 484)
7. Quote:
Either I'm hallucinating, or seeing things.
(383 of 484)
8. Annoy people:
Call the qvc at home shopping channel,and when they pick up and ask you what product you liked say "I'm just looking".
(429 of 484)
9. Annoy people:
Call all your friends when you know they are busy or at work and when they answer say "Dude I am so busy right now. I'll call you later."
(396 of 484)
10. Annoy people:
Get a uniform to a place you dont work at and ask for a day off
(404 of 484)
11. Annoy people:
Find a uniform to a place you dont work at and ask the manager if you work today.
(246 of 484)
12. Annoy people:
Randomly go up to a person and ask them "have you seen the cops" while panting frantically.
(35 of 484)
13. Annoy people:
Go to an auto parts store and ask for blinker fluid.
(227 of 484)
14. Annoy people:
Go to a store and fill up like 3 or 4 shopping carts with random stuff when the cashier gives you the total say "oops I forgot my money".
(467 of 484)
15. Annoy people:
Find a uniform to a place you don't work at and pretend to quit and talk shit about the store.
(484 of 484)
16. Quote:
When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
(297 of 484)
17. Quote:
I have a problem with low self-esteem, which is really ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am.
(173 of 484)
18. Pick-up line:
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
(284 of 484)
19. Pick-up line:
I'm as hard as Chinese Algebra.
(221 of 484)
20. Quote:
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
(3 of 484)

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