Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.
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| Most recently published | (Ranking) | |
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| 1. | Quote: Nice guys are good in bed because they finish last. |
(251 of 549) |
| 2. | Quote: You're not the center of the universe, although you're pretty close to it... when we hug. |
(126 of 549) |
| 3. | Quote: To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends. |
(202 of 549) |
| 4. | Quote: written this already. If Time travel were possible I would have |
(302 of 549) |
| 5. | Quote: What did the doctor say to the diabetic patient? Life is like a box of chocolates. |
(192 of 549) |
| 6. | Quote: You take the red pill, the story ends you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the blue pill, it prevents pregnancies. |
(459 of 549) |
| 7. | Quote: I'm so narcissistic; people don't stalk me, I stalk me. |
(19 of 549) |
| 8. | Quote: Great power comes with sexy secretaries. |
(103 of 549) |
| 9. | Quote: Millions have come and gone, but only few have returned, as zombies and dead pirates. |
(20 of 549) |
| 10. | You have a drinking problem when: you leave yourself a message and call yourself to verify. |
(485 of 549) |
| 11. | Annoy people: Try to capture their shadow. |
(460 of 549) |
| 12. | Quote: Boys are like slinkies: completely useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. |
(252 of 549) |
| 13. | Quote: I have a Dream. A dream that one day, I'll wake up. |
(486 of 549) |
| 14. | Annoy people: Ask the time of another country. |
(146 of 549) |
| 15. | Quote: Sometimes I wonder... Why is that ball getting bigger? Then it hits me! |
(118 of 549) |
| 16. | Quote: I'm even annoying the voices in my head, so they tell me. |
(420 of 549) |
| 17. | Quote: I caught Alzheimer's from my children. |
(421 of 549) |
| 18. | Quote: There's nothing wrong with me, everybody else around me is crazy! |
(170 of 549) |
| 19. | Quote: Everything I say is a lie... Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. |
(104 of 549) |
| 20. | Quote: - When will Microsoft start making things that don't suck? - When they start making vacuum cleaners. |
(497 of 549) |
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