Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.
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| Most recently published | (Ranking) | |
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| 1. | Quote: When nothing is interesting, I take interest in nothing. |
(460 of 484) |
| 2. | Quote: Life - it's nothing like the Brochure! |
(337 of 484) |
| 3. | Quote: Boobs are like Little Tykes toys, fun to play with and they always end up in the mouth. |
(296 of 484) |
| 4. | Quote: Yesterday I decided to "think positive..." Then I thought "What the hell can I achieve with that?" |
(90 of 484) |
| 5. | Quote: I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I said I had no idea about. |
(67 of 484) |
| 6. | Annoy people: Ask what the cost of things are at a dollar store over and over again. |
(395 of 484) |
| 7. | Quote: Either I'm hallucinating, or seeing things. |
(383 of 484) |
| 8. | Annoy people: Call the qvc at home shopping channel,and when they pick up and ask you what product you liked say "I'm just looking". |
(429 of 484) |
| 9. | Annoy people: Call all your friends when you know they are busy or at work and when they answer say "Dude I am so busy right now. I'll call you later." |
(396 of 484) |
| 10. | Annoy people: Get a uniform to a place you dont work at and ask for a day off |
(404 of 484) |
| 11. | Annoy people: Find a uniform to a place you dont work at and ask the manager if you work today. |
(246 of 484) |
| 12. | Annoy people: Randomly go up to a person and ask them "have you seen the cops" while panting frantically. |
(35 of 484) |
| 13. | Annoy people: Go to an auto parts store and ask for blinker fluid. |
(227 of 484) |
| 14. | Annoy people: Go to a store and fill up like 3 or 4 shopping carts with random stuff when the cashier gives you the total say "oops I forgot my money". |
(467 of 484) |
| 15. | Annoy people: Find a uniform to a place you don't work at and pretend to quit and talk shit about the store. |
(484 of 484) |
| 16. | Quote: When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone! |
(297 of 484) |
| 17. | Quote: I have a problem with low self-esteem, which is really ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am. |
(173 of 484) |
| 18. | Pick-up line: Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? |
(284 of 484) |
| 19. | Pick-up line: I'm as hard as Chinese Algebra. |
(221 of 484) |
| 20. | Quote: If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! |
(3 of 484) |
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