Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.
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| Most recently published | (Ranking) | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Quote: Everything I say is a lie... Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. |
(8 of 531) |
| 2. | Quote: - When will Microsoft start making things that don't suck? - When they start making vacuum cleaners. |
(35 of 531) |
| 3. | Quote: Aren't you glad that bull-shit is biodegradable? |
(71 of 531) |
| 4. | Annoy people: Try to convince people that they are dreaming. |
(36 of 531) |
| 5. | Quote: Why do we find "meaningless" in the dictionary? |
(145 of 531) |
| 6. | Quote: The first time I saw her, something just clicked. Later I found out it was the camera in my bag. |
(37 of 531) |
| 7. | Quote: Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry! |
(324 of 531) |
| 8. | Pick-up line: Sometimes I wonder...why is that ball getting bigger? Then it hits me! |
(494 of 531) |
| 9. | Quote: Do you come from your home town? |
(436 of 531) |
| 10. | Quote: Only those people who do the absurd achieve the impossoble, those who do their bosses get the promotion. |
(414 of 531) |
| 11. | Quote: Who do you think is cuter? Me or my identical twin brother? |
(520 of 531) |
| 12. | Quote: A computer is that electronic device you buy when you wanna watch porn. |
(495 of 531) |
| 13. | Quote: Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance. |
(2 of 531) |
| 14. | Annoy people: Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar. |
(1 of 531) |
| 15. | Pick-up line: When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press. |
(3 of 531) |
| 16. | Annoy people: Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog. |
(5 of 531) |
| 17. | Pick-up line: Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved. |
(6 of 531) |
| 18. | Quote: They say we live in a free world, but we have to pay for goddamned everything! |
(430 of 531) |
| 19. | Quote: Marriage is a great institution, as long as you don't mind living in one. |
(4 of 531) |
| 20. | Quote: Liberals invent the future, conservatives re-invent the past. |
(521 of 531) |
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