Here you can find a list of all quotes, ordered by time of publication, starting with the newest quote.
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| Most recently published | (Ranking) | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Quote: Stupidity is a poor excuse for ignorance. |
(4 of 519) |
| 2. | Annoy people: Ask your waitress if it's considered cow tipping if you give her a dollar. |
(6 of 519) |
| 3. | Pick-up line: When it comes to dating, I have strict standards...I never let a woman sit on my face that I can't bench press. |
(5 of 519) |
| 4. | Annoy people: Ask your dry cleaner if spot remover will work on your neighbor's barking dog. |
(1 of 519) |
| 5. | Pick-up line: Do I smoke after sex? Sure, but I just throw water on my c*ck. Problem solved. |
(3 of 519) |
| 6. | Quote: They say we live in a free world, but we have to pay for goddamned everything! |
(210 of 519) |
| 7. | Quote: Marriage is a great institution, as long as you don't mind living in one. |
(2 of 519) |
| 8. | Quote: Liberals invent the future, conservatives re-invent the past. |
(501 of 519) |
| 9. | Quote: Remember those cuts and bruises when you learn to ride that bicycle? Why didn't you stop until you can make it? |
(517 of 519) |
| 10. | Quote: I found a great way to stop my dogs from barking. Peanut butter. They'll sit still for hours watching me eat a sandwich. |
(474 of 519) |
| 11. | Quote: May you live every day of your life. |
(148 of 519) |
| 12. | Quote: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: yo You: so You: u know how to factor trinomials? Stranger: fuck no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
(518 of 519) |
| 13. | You have a drinking problem when: you get a public intoxication while celebrating "Flag Day" |
(391 of 519) |
| 14. | Quote: "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. |
(511 of 519) |
| 15. | Annoy people: Hire two private detectives to follow one another... |
(178 of 519) |
| 16. | Quote: Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". |
(502 of 519) |
| 17. | Quote: I hate hypothetical questions, maybe I am an over achiever but I always am dying to answer them. |
(455 of 519) |
| 18. | Quote: I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. |
(118 of 519) |
| 19. | Quote: Argument is to find out who is right, discussion is to find out what is right. |
(514 of 519) |
| 20. | Quote: I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. |
(199 of 519) |
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